Another Way To Tell You're Vacationing in a Red State

They thought I was honking in solidarity. I was actually just repeatedly slamming my head into the steering wheel.

(Cross-posted at ABLC)

You Know You're Vacationing in a Red State...

... when this has to be answered in the Frequently Asked Questions section of your resort book.



Part if me wishes it read, "Bibles, as well as Torahs and Korans, are available upon request at Guest Services."