Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Fire In Cheney's Office

NY TIMES: Thick black smoke billowed from a fire Wednesday in Vice President Dick Cheney's suite of offices in the historic Eisenhower Executive Office Building next to the White House.

Cheney's office was damaged by smoke and water from fire hoses, White House spokesman Scott Stanzel said. The vice president was not in the building at the time; he was in the West Wing of the White House with President Bush.

...Investigators were working to determine the cause of the blaze... The smoke appeared to come from an electrical closet on the building's second floor.
My theory is that the fire was started by the intense heat caused by the friction of industrial paper shedders that have been working 24/7 for months, if not years now.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Why shred documents when you can just burn then and then soak the evidence down with water? Perfect.

Anonymous said...

He was burning his personal copies of the CIA torture tapes he masturbates on when he heard congress had a subpeona.

 
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