Is Mitt Romney's Birth Certificate Fake?

I'm sorry, but I'm not buying it.

Yesterday, as a cherry on the top of clinching the Republican nomination and playing grab ass with billionaire casino magnate Sheldon Adelson and not really reality TV host Donald Trump, Mitt Romney released his birth certificate.

Was it a Romney wink of the eye to the Birther crowd and a jab in the eye to President Obama while in the middle of a .0001Percenter circle jerk with Adelson and Donald "Obama was born in Kenya" Trump? No, says the Romney campaign, they were responding to a reporter's request from the previous day.

But let's take a look at this document, shall we?



1- Clearly, this is not the original. It's a copy that was issued on January 18, 2012. Where is the original?

2 - I think the request was for Mitt Romney's "Birth Certificate," not "Certificate of Live Birth" as is displayed on the title. What is Mitt Romney trying to hide?

3 - Mitt's father, George Romney was born in Mexico. Does that mean George Romney was actually a Mexican citizen and not a US citizen? If so, why is Mitt eligible?

4 - This is a short-form copy. Where is the long-form birth certificate? Why should this short-form be sufficient?'

Again, I don't buy it. I'll need to see Mitt Romney's original, long-form birth certificate with a raised seal before I find another reason not to believe the piece of crap above is a forgery.