Hi, I'm George. Call Me...

...if I can remember my number...

Out of the kindness of li'l ol' Bushy's heart, he held a press conference today and gave out a number to call for help with mortgage relief from those predatory lenders called the "Hope Now Hotline". Those Republicans really know how to name things, don't they?

Only one problem. He gave out the wrong number.

Anyone who dialed 1-800-995-HOPE did not reach the mortgage hotline but instead contacted the Freedom Christian Academy — a Texas-based group that provides Christian education home schooling material.

And all that time, presidential advisors were keeping their fingers crossed backstage praying he'd spell "HOPE" correctly.