Donald Trump is a Dick

Isn't it bad enough that we have to deal with his awful television reality show and the beaver he calls a haircut? Does Donald Trump need to make every issue a desperate grasp for the limelight?

Donald Trump's publicist announced today that the real estate magnate and television reality-show host was prepared to buy out the controlling investor in the controversial Islamic cultural center in lower Manhattan that has become commonly known as the ground zero mosque, but is officially called Park51.

Of course, this was on the condition that the Islamic center be build five blocks away from Ground Zero. His offer was rightfully rejected as a cheap publicity stunt.

Donald, you're fucking fired.