Saturday, June 12, 2010

Vuvuzela: Tool of the Devil

FIFA World Cup. (FEE-FA? FIE-FA? Eh, who gives a shit?)

Did you ever watch a Duke basketball game and notice the fans jumping up and down and humming incessantly? For the entire. Fucking. Game? I don't know about you, but I kind of find it annoying... as I do most Duke fans.

Well, let's take it up a notch, shall we? Or maybe a thousand notches. If you watch any of the games during this year's World Cup, you'll notice a long, constant low drone echoing in the background. This is created by the dreaded "vuvuzela." Or perhaps 50,000 vuvuzelas. It's enough to curve your spine and make your eyes explode out of their sockets.



(Thank you, Andy for bringing this to my attention and ruining my World Cup... HAHAAHAAHAAA! Couldn't even keep a straight face for that last line!)

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Eric Boehlert: Why Does The Los Angeles Times Hate Obama?

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Michael Winship: The Supreme Court Says NO to the People - Again

Sasha Abramsky: Where the Tea Party Runs Out of Juice

President Obama's Weekly Address - June 12, 2010

Fair Pay for Doctors

Thursday, June 10, 2010

About the Helen Thomas Thing

Helen Thomas retired on Monday. The 89 year old White House Correspondent, who has covered every sitting President since Eisenhower, decided to call it quits (or perhaps was forced to) after making a stupid remark. About Israel.

Q: Any comments on Israel? They're arresting everybody today any comments on...

Thomas: Tell them to get the hell out of Palestine.

Q: Ooh. Any better comments on Israel?

Thomas: Remember, these people are occupied. And it's their land. Not German's [sic] and not Poland's.

Q: So where should they go? What should they do?

Thomas: They should go home.

Q: Where's home?

Thomas: Poland.

Q: SO you're saying Jews should ...

Thomas: Germany.

Q: ...go back to Poland and Germany?

Thomas: And America and everywhere else.

Now, I'm not defending Thomas' statement. Not all of it anyway. As a reporter in her position, Helen Thomas should have known better. She should have chosen her words more carefully because she probably knows that being an opinion journalist in the White House Press Corps is just as much a political position as it is a journalistic one - or at least that's what it's become.

She quickly apologized, but it wasn't enough. The cat was out of the bag and now her amazing career is over and she'll be remembered not for the decades of service, not for asking the tough questions that others dare not ask, and not for being the first female in the man's world of the White House Correspondents Association. She'll be remembered for a dumb statement that shouldn't have been made by an impartial reporter.

Unfortunately, Thomas was marginalized long before her comments. When once she was always the first called on during a presidential news conference as a sign of respect, that tradition quickly ground to a halt during the previous administration after repeatedly being called to task by Thomas. They cast her off to the side, tried to make her a laughingstock and the rest of the Press Corps, instead of watching their dean's back, went right along with it. No respect.

But back to the statement. "Back to Poland. And Germany. And America and everywhere else" was her overstatement. But what is wrong with having the opinion that the Israeli settlements in Gaza are only a deterrent to peace between Israel and Palestine? Why does everyone walk on eggshells when it comes to the subject of the occupied territory in Gaza? Why the fear of, heaven forbid, insulting Jews? Are we to assume that everyone who doesn't agree with every choice Israel makes is automatically and anti-Semite?

Nevermind that they deny Palestinians basic human rights, close off street access thereby preventing access to doctors and hospitals, food and water. Anywhere else in the world this is considered outrageous. But in Israel? Well, you know. It's Israel. We can't upset them. Had any other country attacked a flotilla of relief supplies to Gaza, boarding a ship and killing 11 in the process, it would be considered an act of piracy. But hey, it's Israel so they get a pass, right, America?

Former president Jimmy Carter dared to write an in depth book on the conflict and was torn to shreds for it. A man that helped Israel and Egypt reach a peace agreement apparently does not have a clue about what's happening in Gaza and therefore hates Jews. That has to be the only reason, right? Why is he excoriated? For speaking what he believes to be the truth? And to me it seems he's a lot closer to the truth than, "Israel can do no wrong."

So what's the deal? Is it because the Christian fundamentalists need the Jews in Israel around for the rapture? Because that's the only reason for their unwavering support. So Helen Thomas said what was on her mind and was "retired." If only we applied the same standards to every kook who spews anti-Muslim hate speech, or for Obama to go back to Kenya. When scumbags like Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck and Michael Savage are forced to "retire" then I'll recognize the equilvalency.

Monday, June 7, 2010

How Crazy Is She?!

Rush Limbaugh Marries Kate Rogers



And Elton John is good enough to sing at Rush's wedding, even though Rush doesn't think Elton John deserves the ability to get married himself. It truly is a topsy-turvy world we're living in.

Saturday, June 5, 2010

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President Obama's Weekly Address - June 5, 2010

Speaking from Louisiana on the Oil Spill

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Quote of the Day

Bobo full-well knows that it is he and his fellow Reaganite travelers who are responsible for smashing the American public square, bunker-busting its rubble and then pissing on its ashes. And now, from Iraq to Wall Street and from a mountain of debt to a Gulf full of oil -- in this tragic, imploding world he and his fellow Reaganite travelers spent thirty years carefully crafting-- the skies are growing positively black from horizon to Deepwater Horizon with the flocks of Conservative chickens that are coming home to roost.
~ Driftglass on David Brooks' latest column... and Brooks in general.

So... Uh... Wha'd I Miss?

Looks like it's been a very interesting week since my baby was born. Between the initial shell shock of fatherhood and setting up the house we just bought and moved into just 2½ weeks ago (including the nursery finished late last night), I haven't had much time to blog or read or watch the talking heads much. So let's take a gander at what's happened just this past week or so in no particular order.

The initial steps of repealing Don't Ask Don't Tell have begun. Gary Coleman died. The BP top kill theory failed while they drank more milkshake. American Idol completed another season with another undeserving winner. BP CEO Tony Hayward wants his "life back." Dennis Hopper died. Israel attacked an aid flotilla headed to Gaza and the US once again remained silent. (Imagine if it were any other country who committed this act?) BP's Hayward thinks the sickened workers cleaning up the mess are more likely the victims of food poisoning rather than the toxic slurry BP is pumping in to the Gulf to disperse the oil. Attorney General Eric Holder launched criminal and civil investigations into the Gulf of Mexico oil spill. Former Dick Cheney press secretary Ann Kolton has been hired by BP for damage control purposes after realizing that Tony Hayward can't get his oil soaked boot out of his mouth.

I can only imagine what the next week will bring.

Sunday, May 30, 2010

The Reason for My Light Blogging

Zoe Angelica was born on May 26th at 11:19pm. Mother and daughter are great.

Saturday, May 29, 2010

President Obama's Weekly Address - May 29, 2010

Honoring the Fallen

Friday, May 28, 2010

Back Again (Again)

posted by Armadillo Joe


OK, to make up for the doom and gloom of my last post harshing on everyone's mellow, I submit some adorable kitten videos:



Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Back Again

posted by Armadillo Joe

Hey, you kraz-ee, kookie Blog-O-Maniacs, Armadillo Joe here again after a long stint away due to assorted life-stuff. Moved to tears and to post on the ol' blog-o-roonie today by the awfulness in The Gulf of Mexico. My lack of faith in the ultimate success of the "top kill" has me in something of a spiral.

I know most of you don't live in huge, crowded cities rich in public transit, that most of you depend on your cars for most or even all of your transportation needs, so I step gently here. One of my favorite websites, theoildrum.com, recently sported on their masthead an anonymous quote from an oil exec:
“Considering the many productive uses of petroleum, burning it for fuel is like burning a Picasso for heat.”
We haven't done a great job in this country over the past generation or more -- at least the entirety of my lifetime or more because I am old enough to remember waiting in the back of my family's 1974 Ford station wagon in gas lines -- of moving our country in a direction that won't ultimately wreck the planet, leaving a charred, polluted, burned-out husk upon which future generations will pick through the ruins to eck out a subsistence-level economy.

I hope I'm wrong. I hope I'm just feeling a tad blue. But the news from the Gulf has been so relentlessly bad for so long, I'm running low on positive outlook chits. Because I have to ask you, all of you, is this:


...or this:

...or this:

...or this:

...or this:

...or this:

...or this:

...or this:

...or this:

...an acceptable price to pay so that we have the luxury of doing this:

...or this:

...or this:

...or this:

...or this:

...or this:

...or this:

...or this:

Monday, May 24, 2010

This Bear Will Kick. Your. Ass.



(H/T HuffPo)

Sunday, May 23, 2010

Hey, Rep. Gene Taylor! Hey, Brian Martin!

Just rainbows and chocolate milk, huh? This will all evaporate within a week, huh?



You guys have been awfully silent these last couple of weeks since those asinine statements. What say you now? You should resign from office just for being that fucking stupid.

(H/T Bob Cesca)

Saturday, May 22, 2010

New York Post No Better Than Weekly World News

Many years ago, The New York Post had arguably it's most tasteless headline, when reporting of a decapitated body discovered in a gentlemen's night club. HEADLESS BODY IN TOPLESS BAR.

Well, it took almost 30 years, but the now Rupert Murdoch owned Post has topped itself in the crassness department. On the heels of famed Spanish matador Julio Aparicio being gored in the throat, the Post thought it appropriate to lead with this front page. [Warning: Graphic Content]

ADDING... Don't get me wrong. I'm the first to go for the gallows humor, but the inclusion of the picture is a bit much. You never know what little kid is going to pass by a newsstand and flip out.

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Michael Winship: Congress Gets a Kick in the... Pants

Christopher Hayes: Any Given Sunday

President Obama's Weekly Address - May 22, 2010

BP Oil Spill Independent Commission

Friday, May 21, 2010

Everybody Hates Michael

AHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAAAAA!





With apologies to Chris Rock.

Dumbass Quote of the Day

"Wolf, I thought I was supposed to get a honeymoon," [Rand Paul] complained. "When does my honeymoon start, you know, after my victory?"
When you make asinine statements about disagreeing with the Civil Rights Act of 1964, your bride may not want to go anywhere with you.

Adding... Oh, Rand.  48 hours into his foray into the national spotlight, and we hear his first flip-flop.

 
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