Dumbass Quote of the Day

"Wolf, I thought I was supposed to get a honeymoon," [Rand Paul] complained. "When does my honeymoon start, you know, after my victory?"

When you make asinine statements about disagreeing with the Civil Rights Act of 1964, your bride may not want to go anywhere with you.

Adding... Oh, Rand.  48 hours into his foray into the national spotlight, and we hear his first flip-flop.