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"In terms of timetables, as quickly as possible - whatever that means. No, I am going to - one of the things that I think is very important for people to understand is that I believe that we have a duty to work on big problems in Washington, DC, and so I'm going to continue working on this. And it's, I guess - I'm not going to go away on the issue, because the issue is not going to go away."

- Washington DC, March 2005

Spoken from the mouth of the nitwit who has broken the record for most vacation time taken by any President in the history of the United States. What if the issue... is you?