Happy February 29th!

What I Want For Christmas!

Well who the hell needs the 2010 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Calendar when you can have this!

This isn't your average teenage pin-up calendar -- not when the women photographed carry titles like congresswoman and columnist.

On Friday, the Clare Boothe Luce Policy Institute plans to release its fifth annual Great American Conservative Woman calendar. Demand is already so high for the 2010 run that the institute expects it to sell out, and may order a second printing, according to de facto calendar spokeswoman Alyssa Cordova, the lecture director for the institute.

To hell with you Brooklyn Decker, why do I need you when I can have Michelle Malkin's mug on my wall? So long, Bar Refaeli, I'm making ample room for Ann Coulter's Adam's Apple. Oh, Bay Buchanan... how my loins ache for you. And Carrie Prejean, don't speak. Just look pretty. No, really. DON'T SPEAK.



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The Darkness Is Finally Over

"I hope you leave here and walk out and say, 'What did he say?'"

- Beaverton, Oregon, 2004

T Minus 1 Day

"This business about graceful exit just simply has no realism to it at all."

-Amman, Jordan, November 30, 2006

T Minus 2 Days

"And the second way to defeat the terrorists is to spread freedom. You see, the best way to defeat a society that is - doesn't have hope, a society where people become so angry they're willing to become suiciders, is to spread freedom, is to spread democracy."

- Washington, DC, 2005

T Minus 3 Days

"I'll be glad to talk about ranching, but I haven't seen [Brokeback Mountain]. I've heard about it. I hope you go - you know - I hope you go back to the ranch and the farm is what I'm about to say."

- Manhattan, Kansas, January 2006

T Minus 4 Days

"If you're a younger person, you ought to be asking members of Congress and the United State Senate and the president what you intend to do about it. If you see a train wreck coming, you ought to be saying, what are you going to do about it, Mr. Congressman, or Madam Congressman?"

- Detroit, Michigan, 2005

Four days left!

T Minus 5 Days

"This is still a dangerous world. It's a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mential [sic] losses."

- Quoted in Financial Times, January 2000

T Minus 6 Days

"I speak plainly sometimes, but you've got to be mindful of the consequences of words. So put that down. I don't know if you'd call that a confession, a regret, something."

- To reporters, Washington, DC January 14, 2005

T Minus 7 Days

"Then you wake up at the high school level and find out that the illiteracy level of our children are appalling."

- Washington, DC, January 2004



Then you wake up from having passed out after your last bender at the White House level and find out the illiteracy level of our president are appalling!

Appalling indeed.

T Minus 8 Days

"You know when I campaigned here in 2000, I said, I want to be a war president. No president wants to be a war president, but I am one."

- Des Moines, Iowa 2006

T Minus 10 Days

"You took an oath to defend our flag and our freedom, and you kept that oath underseas and under fire."

- Washington, DC, January 10, 2006

T Minus 11 Days

"More Muslims have died at the hands of killers than - I say more Muslims - a lot of Muslims have died - I don't know the exact count - at Istanbul. Look at these different places around the world where there's been tremendous death and destruction because killers kill."

- Washignton, DC, January 2004

T Minus 12 Days

"Keep good relations with the Grecians."

- The Economist, 1999

T Minus 13 Days

"I'd rather have them sacrificing on behalf of our nation than, you know, endless hours of testimony on congressional hill."

- Fort Meade, Maryland, 2002

T Minus14 Days

"I'm thrilled to be out here in the bread basket of America because it gives me a chance to remind our fellow citizens that we have an advantage here in America - we can feed ourselves."

- Stockton, California, 2002

T Minus 15 Days

"And if you're interested in the quality of education and you're paying attention to what you hear in Laclede, why don't you volunteer? Why don't you mentor a child how to read?"

- St. Louis, MO, January 5, 2004

T Minus 16 Days

"I didn't grow up in the ocean - as a matter of fact - near the ocean - I grew up in the desert. Therefore, it was a pleasant contrast to see the ocean. And I particularly like it when I'm fishing."

- Washington, D.C., Sept. 26, 2008

T Minus 17 Days

"I understand that the unrest in the Middle East creates unrest throughout the region."

- Washington, DC, December 2002

T Minus 18 Days

"The best way to find these terrorists who hide in holes is to get people coming forth to describe the location of the hole, is to give us clues and data."

- Washington, DC, December 2003