Why Rush Limbaugh's Heart Should Explode

I never thought I'd hate someone as much as I hate Rush Limbaugh. The latest ramblings this vomitous, drug-addled waste of space leaves me dumbfounded that someone can be so devoid of any feeling or reality. Just goes to show how incredibly self-aggrandizing he is- and how sad his listeners must be to eat his shit on a daily basis with a smile on their faces.

LIMBAUGH: "[Y]ou have to understand the mindset of a lot of these feminists and women. They think they're owed this -- just like Obama supporters think they're owed this." Limbaugh continued: "These women have paid their dues. They've been married two or three times; they've had two or three abortions; they've done everything that feminism asked them to do. They have cut men out of their lives; they have devoted themselves to causes and careers. And this -- the candidacy of Hillary Clinton -- is the culmination of all of these women's efforts." He further stated: "And if it gets stolen from them, in their minds -- not actually stolen, but if the country or if the Democrat Party rejects this wonderfully great, lying woman in exchange for a rookie, radical black guy who can't tell the time of day, they are going to be so miffed. They are going to be so upset."

Feminists have asked women to have multiple marriages and abortions? "A radical black guy who can't tell the time of day"? What the fuck?!

I can't wait until Limbaugh is caught on his next trip to the Dominican Republic during the middle of a oxycontin-addicted, viagra swallowing rage with his dick in some poor boy's ass - then jailed and sitting in a Dominican prison cell, left there to rot while he plays a cowardly, punk girlfriend to a very large, angry man.

Something... like this:



Or I'd just be happy watching streaming video of his radio program when his heart painfully explodes. That would get an amazing amount of YouTube hits, enough to bring the site down, don't you think? The sun will shine a little brighter when that day comes.