Nails On A Chalkboard

Sarah Palin is talking again. I can feel it in my bones. It's like rubbing two pieces of styrofoam together. I don't understand what she's saying. It doesn't sound like words to me. It sounds like letting the air out of a balloon by pulling the two sides of the air nozzle in opposite directions to make that high pitched, whiny squeal... only there's an occasional "also" or "you betcha" added.

I'm hearing crowds chanting "Sarah! Sarah!" and "USA! USA!"

Sqeak, sqeak, sqeeeeeeeeeal, sqeeeeeeak, squeal. USA! USA! USA! You betcha! Also, squeeeeal, squeak, also squeak squeak. SARAH! SARAH!

I really can't wait until November 5th so I never have to listen to Sarah Palin speak. Ever. Again.