The Missing Obama Kenyan Birth Certificate!

Jebus, what a fucking joke. Doug Mataconis at Below The Beltway gives it a proper lashing. To think that the Birthers refuse to accept President Obama's "Certificate of Live Birth" but will cream all over this laughable forgery.

Some highlights:

• "Issued" three years after Obama's birth (the same year as his parents' divorce).
• Certificate No. 47,044 - 47 is the age of the 44th President at the time of inauguration.
• The Republic of Kenya wasn't a Republic until December 1963 and still a British Colony in 1961.

Was this conceived by one of the Birthers to show proof that Obama is a Muslim, Kenyan born, Manchurian Candidate? I doubt it. You'd have to be somewhat intelligent for that. But whoever did create this phony document is having a really good laugh right about now.