Wednesday, December 2, 2009

BREAKING NEWS! Man Cheats on Woman

Woods says he lets family down: THOUSAND OAKS, Calif. – Tiger Woods said he let his family down with transgressions he regrets “with all of my heart,” and that he will deal with his personal life behind closed doors.
His statement Wednesday follows a cover story in Us Weekly magazine that reports a Los Angeles cocktail waitress claims she had a 31-month affair with the world’s No. 1 golfer.
I am so happy this is out in the open now. I don't know how I could have gone on with my life had I not known all the sordid details. (Here endeth the snark.)


dchsound said...

I just heard it said on CNN, by a sports writer, that this is the biggest story in the history of the world!!!

NowhereMan said...

No,O J killing his wife is the biggest sports story in the history of the world.The second biggest is O J being found not guilty.