The Definition of Irony - UPDATED

Sarah Palin. On the cover of a magazine. Titled, "IN TOUCH." And Getting paid $100,000 for it. Because she's just like us. And Bristol is in touch as well.

NY POST: ...in a classic example of closing the stable door after the horse has bolted, Bristol -- who gave birth to son Tripp in 2008 after a brief liaison with Playgirl-posing flop Levi Johnston -- told In Touch the experience has made her a born-again virgin and announced, "I'm not going to have sex until I'm married. I can guarantee it."

Some genies (and hymens) can't be put back in the bottle. Completely In Touch.

ADDING... This quote kills me.



Yes, Palin ladies. The operative word is CHOSE. You had a choice. And you choose to deny others their choice.