Politics Is Like A Box of Chocolates...

... you never know when you're gonna get a moron.

The Forrest Gump of the GOP, Sarah Palin had yet another speaking engagement at a California State University campus.  One in which credentials were not distributed to the school newspaper's student reporters.  And one in which an open mic caught many critical statements of Palin, allegedly uttered by the reporters who were present and completely dumbfounded by The Sarah Palin Experience.

“Now I know the dumbness doesn’t just come from sound bites.”

“She didn’t finish a statement.”

“I don’t know how you’re gonna make a story out of that.” “Well, that’s the story.”

“Did she even make a point?”

You'd think by now, realizing the success she had in her VP nomination acceptance speech, she would have realized she should hire a speech writer.  Maybe she could use the same person who writes her Facebook entries.  Or her book ghostwriter.

In any case... RUN, SARAH! RUN!

(Via GottaLaff)