Dude, Where's My Club?

This is kinda funny in part because it's not in the least surprising.

"The White Horse Inn, one of two recreational marijuana clubs that opened in Colorado this week, is closing its doors after just a few hours of doing business, the Denver Post reports. The club lost its lease after it opened ahead of schedule on Monday in an effort to become the first club of its kind in the state."

Now whether the club lost its lease because of some legal issues for opening early, or because the landlord didn't want to rent to a marijuana club is not metioned in this particular article. But I can't only snicker at the thought of the club owner's reaction to the news.

The Most Ironic Thing Ever

Jerry Sandusky's autobiography title.

Irony of Ironies

Ironic headline of the year:

Lawyers cry foul over leak of Julian Assange sex-case papers

Incriminating police files were published in the British newspaper that has used him as its source for hundreds of leaked US embassy cables.

In a move that surprised many of Mr Assange's closest supporters on Saturday, The Guardian newspaper published previously unseen police documents that accused Mr Assange in graphic detail of sexually assaulting two Swedish women.

...In an editorial, The Guardian defended its decision to report on the incriminating police files. It said having been given access to the official papers, it had a duty to present a "brief summary" of the sex allegations against Mr Assange, together with his response.

The Mother of All Ironies

(H/T Armadillo Joe)