GOP Keynote Speaker: Noun-Verb-9/11-Giuliani

Yeth, former New York Thity Mayor and current athwipe Rudy Giuliani hath been chothen ath the keynote thpeaker for the Republican National Convention in Minneapolith nexth month.

Here'th a brief preview:

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