posted by Armadillo Joe
Dear Texas,
I left you S.O.B.'s for New York City over a decade ago and still your toxic politics followed me into my new life here by taking over the whole fucking federal government, to the everlasting chagrin of decent-minded people everywhere. My pain became everyone's pain and now that polite society has finally rejected you assholes and your designated asshole-in-chief for something and, more importantly, someone more competent and more skilled (not to mention better looking), now that everyone thinks -- nay, knows -- that you fucking people are the violence-prone, willfully ignorant, pompous yahoos you were always afraid we thought you were, you want to go pout. In search of relevance, you now re-assert your hare-brained notion that you have a right to secede from The Union because people have finally realized that your brand of economic snakeoil and bigoted social organization doesn't really work as advertised. I thought we had a little intra-family tussle over your silly notions of secession back 'round 1860 or so which settled it pretty squarely NOT in your favor, but in this instance we're willing to grant an exception if you promise to take Oklahoma and it's congressional delegation with you.
Lovingly,
Armadillo Joe, ex-Texan
inspired by the news at this link:
http://politics.theatlantic.com/2009/04/gov_perry_asserts_texan_sovereignty.php
Dear Texas,
I left you S.O.B.'s for New York City over a decade ago and still your toxic politics followed me into my new life here by taking over the whole fucking federal government, to the everlasting chagrin of decent-minded people everywhere. My pain became everyone's pain and now that polite society has finally rejected you assholes and your designated asshole-in-chief for something and, more importantly, someone more competent and more skilled (not to mention better looking), now that everyone thinks -- nay, knows -- that you fucking people are the violence-prone, willfully ignorant, pompous yahoos you were always afraid we thought you were, you want to go pout. In search of relevance, you now re-assert your hare-brained notion that you have a right to secede from The Union because people have finally realized that your brand of economic snakeoil and bigoted social organization doesn't really work as advertised. I thought we had a little intra-family tussle over your silly notions of secession back 'round 1860 or so which settled it pretty squarely NOT in your favor, but in this instance we're willing to grant an exception if you promise to take Oklahoma and it's congressional delegation with you.
Lovingly,
Armadillo Joe, ex-Texan
inspired by the news at this link:
http://politics.theatlantic.com/2009/04/gov_perry_asserts_texan_sovereignty.php
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2 comments:
I've spent far too much time in Texas, and I'll take Austin but the rest of that state can burn in nuclear hellfire for all I care.
Bye bye now, you yahoos! Don't let the door hit you on the ass on the way out!
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