Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Dana Rohrabacher: Greenland Was Once Green!

Congressman Dana Rohrabacher (R-Doucheburgh) doesn't believe in global warming. It's all a big power and money grab. How does he know? Because Greenland was green a thousand years ago. Someone should let Rohrabacher in on a little secret.

How do people like this get voted into office again? I'd like to see a Stupid Match between Rohrabacher and Michele Bachmann. Lock them in a room and see who survives.


Matt Osborne said...

Translation of Rohrbacher: "I want the debate go on forever. How dare you be so impolite as to cut off debate! Let me try some debunked talking points. I have learned to pronounce the words, so I will sound authoritative. Pay attention only to what I say."

If solar activity is to blame, then the Earth ought to be COOKING. Anyone who's ever sat around a campfire knows the principle: the farther away you sit, the less heat you feel.

Broadway Carl said...

I also love his Mars and Jupiter talking point. I was screaming, "WE DON'T FUCKING LIVE ON MARS OR JUPITER, YOU DIPSHIT!" Let the Martians and the Jupiterians worry about their own climate.

Silly Ratfaced Git said...

I'm pretty sure it's willful ignorance in this clown's case.

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