Vuvuzela: Tool of the Devil

FIFA World Cup. (FEE-FA? FIE-FA? Eh, who gives a shit?)

Did you ever watch a Duke basketball game and notice the fans jumping up and down and humming incessantly? For the entire. Fucking. Game? I don't know about you, but I kind of find it annoying... as I do most Duke fans.

Well, let's take it up a notch, shall we? Or maybe a thousand notches. If you watch any of the games during this year's World Cup, you'll notice a long, constant low drone echoing in the background. This is created by the dreaded "vuvuzela." Or perhaps 50,000 vuvuzelas. It's enough to curve your spine and make your eyes explode out of their sockets.



(Thank you, Andy for bringing this to my attention and ruining my World Cup... HAHAAHAAHAAA! Couldn't even keep a straight face for that last line!)

Giulani's Son Sues Duke...

...for getting kicked off the golf team. And it's the Republicans that complain about frivilous lawsuits?! What the fuck!

Get this:

Andrew Giuliani claims he was dismissed without cause from the golf team earlier this year because coach O.D. Vincent III wanted to cut the team of 13 players by about half. The lawsuit claims the coach has interferred with Giuliani's efforts toward becoming a professional golfer.

Hey Andy, don't you think that if maybe you were that good, you woudn't have gotten kicked off in the first place? Does not being on the golf team prevent you from playing or practicing? Get the fuck outta here, you whiny, little bastard.

Here's how I remember Andrew Giuliani - hogging up the camera at Mayor 9/11's inauguration:



What a fucking embarrassment. That punk should've gotten a little corporal punishment then, and it looks like Jack Cafferty agrees.