I have two:
"If I lose this election, I'm going to have you killed, my friend."
OR
"So you're the little redneck bastard that fucked up my VP choice."
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Gay: "That's a real firm arm you got there, son. Reaaall fffffiirrrmm...mmmmmmm..."
Typical Male: "I don't blame you a bit, Levi. That's one hot piece of ass."
Typical Republican: "This is a very private matter. But if I need a bump come October, I'll need her to miscarry."
Political: "Listen, what can you tell me about Sarah, I have no fucking clue who this woman is."
Realistic: "See the two dudes in the black sunglasses? You open your mouth once near a camera, they shoot you in the dick."
Ageism: "If I let go of you, I'll fall over."
Mr. The Elvis Dingeldein strikes again!
Indeed I do, Mr. The Broadway Carl, huzzah!
Hope your weekend is going well, friend. Your Clusterdouche! spotlight and kind words towards me were very well received, sir, and I thank you deeply. It's nice to feel appreciated, that's rare.
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