I have two:
"If I lose this election, I'm going to have you killed, my friend."
OR
"So you're the little redneck bastard that fucked up my VP choice."
This Week in Seattle Food News
52 minutes ago
Wednesday, September 3, 2008
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Gay: "That's a real firm arm you got there, son. Reaaall fffffiirrrmm...mmmmmmm..."
Typical Male: "I don't blame you a bit, Levi. That's one hot piece of ass."
Typical Republican: "This is a very private matter. But if I need a bump come October, I'll need her to miscarry."
Political: "Listen, what can you tell me about Sarah, I have no fucking clue who this woman is."
Realistic: "See the two dudes in the black sunglasses? You open your mouth once near a camera, they shoot you in the dick."
Ageism: "If I let go of you, I'll fall over."
Mr. The Elvis Dingeldein strikes again!
Indeed I do, Mr. The Broadway Carl, huzzah!
Hope your weekend is going well, friend. Your Clusterdouche! spotlight and kind words towards me were very well received, sir, and I thank you deeply. It's nice to feel appreciated, that's rare.
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