Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Pat Buchanan Is A Vampire

That's the only explanation I have for seeing this man on every MSNBC television show. He doesn't eat, he doesn't sleep. There he was on the inagural episode of The Rachel Maddow Show last night (review forthcoming) and this morning he's sitting on the panel of Morning Joe sans Joe. It's a much better show sans Joe. Maybe they should call it "Morning Sans Joe" when he's not there for a ratings boost.

Anyway, I'm guessing there's a coffin deep in the bowels of the NBC studios that Buchanan retreats to between appearances with only minor stops to the commissary along the way for a pint or two of human blood.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I've lost all respect for Pat since The Palin Gambit, which is sad because he'd been earning some grudging respect over at the Shouty McShoutfest that is The McLaughlin Group since the Bush "Administration" started tanking. Maybe next time he gets thirsty he'll feast on a Liberal by accident and some of our Tolerance Cooties will rub off on him.

 
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