The Sarah Palin Action Figure™!

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, you too can have your very own Sarah Palin Action Figure. For only $29.95 you can have this highly desirable collectible of the Republican Vice Presidential Nominee. But order soon, because supplies will be burned in effigy by angry religious right conservatives after November 4th.

You can choose between Statesman Sarah ($27.95 because it's not as hot as)...

...Superhero Sarah, complete with .45 caliber handgun strapped to her luscious thigh...

...and Catholic Schoolgirl Sexy Slut Sarah (piercings sold separately).

And if you order today, you'll be eligible for pre-orders of the exclusive, Limited Edition Talking Sarah Palin Action Figure™!

Hear the winsome Wasillan speak her all-time favorite phrases like:

"I said 'Thanks, but no thanks' on that Bridge To Nowhere."

"Small town mayors have actual responsibilities."

"I'm an E-bay Power Seller."

"If you don't fire my ex brother-in-law, I'll shoot you in the face Cheney style with my moose rifle!"

"You can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska."

... and our personal favorite,

"Bush Doctrine?"

And speaking of moose rifles, if you order within the next 30 minutes, we'll ship you the Sarah Palin Moose Hunting Outfit™, complete with orange vest and the stupid looking hat with the flappy ear cover thingies. (Sarah Palin Moose Hunting Rifle™ and Sarah Palin Gubernatorial Helicopter™ sold separately.)

So don't hesitate! These likenesses are going fast... almost as fast as the Sarah Palin phenomenon itself. ACT NOW!